#starfall shitposts

[starfallforest]

I’m collecting these

[starfallforest]

Not only does Zayne own a Nintendo Switch™ of the Nintendo Co., Ltd. electronic gaming systems, but he owns a Nintendo Switch™ that exhibits both left and right Joy-Cons consisting of the designated colorway Neon Blue. The concept of a left Joy-Con being available in the color Neon Blue was moderately unheard of: this specific pigment only being officially sold separately as a single controller or released as part of a 2017 Japan exclusive set. This discovery insinuates that Zayne is either a vintage console collector or a recreational game modder, both theories hinting towards his propensity of being an absolute sigma male. In this essay I will

Grabbing you by the scruff of your collar rn bc when tf were yall gonna mention that zayne is a GAMER???

He OWNS a NINTENDO SWITCH?????

[official-starfall]

Doodletember Day 26

I imagine if Eridanus were in human society he wouldn't know how to fit in-

I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM CUTE THO LIKE?? WHAT?? WHY IS HE ADORABLE??

[taruth3mighty]

A Doodle World Starfall Comic Credit to @quartxio for the AU and Mister Riffraff design

[starfall-sys]

Chat my arms are d e a d

(I lifted an entire plastic cabinet up a floor from the parking lot into the school and then into the art room)

-silassssssssssss

empty space oooOoOoOoOoOo scary

ass

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

FNFNFNFNNFNFNFNFNFNF FN FN FN FNF FNF FNF WOOO

[starfallforest]

🙃🙃 hehe

PLS @starfallforest GIRL I'M-

You're right this is devastating

[villafordefeatedvillains]

shitposted about "what if pyre lastresort was in @/yveltalreal" with my buddy @cassi-pokeblogging-hub / @max-starfall and uhhhh. mapey in danger now /silly

[erikarockfield]

Don’t make me regret this.

[starfallforest]

Xavier: unconscious again

Me every single time: wow, look at him. that is a whole boy that I love. I am ready to kill at the slightest disturbance of his slumber. I am Atlas shouldering the earth with my morbid adoration. I would burn heaven and hell if it meant I could trace the outline of his lashes with my eyes for a minute more. I would ravage the gods with my bare hands and then I would ask of them: have they ever loved?

Infold: will you just take out your wallet already

[wubbgang]

Wubbgang Story Masterpost

i’ve been writing a ton of fics about these guys lately, so I figured I’d just post em all in one place because why not!

AO3 series page can be found here!

Experimental (complete, oneshot) - Zeed and Frozz mess around with a breeding structure (Greebo’s origin story, though it only appears in egg form here)

Muted (in progress) - The main story, mostly featuring Deej and Bebop alongside their friends.

wubbgang group chat (complete?, kind of just a shitpost) - Zeed attempts to make a group chat for the entire cast, which doesn’t exactly go as planned.

(NEW as of 1/16/23:) Starfall (may continue in the future, oneshot) - Alva is recruited to help revive the fallen Celestials.

[navelgazed]

I guess we're also on cohost now

I think this will probably be a place mostly to promote our creative content with the occasional shitpost.

[official-starfall]

Doodletember Day 22

I really don't know anymore lmao

[taruth3mighty]

The idea that Teneson in the Starfall Au still gets no bitches is so funny. Like I could be wrong and Teneson is in fact with Rebecca in this au since she's still alive and she isn't with Lucas since he's with Rose. And not much has been stated anything much about Rebecca outside the fact that she's alive. But the thought that this guy gets rejected by Rebecca anyway even though she's not implied to be with Lucas, is so funny. Like even when Rebecca's alive for once in a timeline, she'd rather stay single.

[dimorphodon-x]

Some of the little funny robots who live in my pea-sized brain

[quinoachaos]

The Vegetable Soup Incident

“You really don’t have to do this.”

“Oh, yeah?” 

Axel opened the pantry door, revealing the vast emptiness that almost seemed to vindicate the alarming haste with which he’d arrived at Roxas’s dorm, groceries and health-consciousness lecture in tow. 

“Y’know what I see here? A travesty. One that I’ve come to remedy, so you’re welcome. I’m not just gonna leave you to survive on cereal when you’re sick.

“There’s also mac n’ cheese—”

“Right, because having three times the recommended daily sodium intake is gonna fix your cold. Not a chance. You’re having vegetables.”

Roxas sighed.

“It’s not like I said ‘no.’ But I guess … as long as this is actually happening … do you need any help?”

Some form of embarrassment, vague and fleeting, crossed Axel’s features as he waved his hand dismissively. He turned to focus resolutely on unpacking the grocery bags in the narrow kitchen, his eyes not quite meeting Roxas’s discreet gaze.

“Nope. Got it under control. Go lay down.”

Roxas shrugged, and obligingly turned to grab a box of tissues. He curled up on the couch, still feeling all kinds of miserable, but he had to admit that he was in better spirits now than an hour ago.

As he listened closely to the deliberate movements stemming from the kitchen, Roxas felt an oddly profound sense of contentment. Quietly, he was thankful for the feverish cloud weighing heavily at the front of his skull. It obscured the landscape of unspoken sentiment painting the space between them, abstract sweeping gestures that were hard to decipher even in moments of clarity.

A glowing realization managed to pierce through the veil and he had to wonder why it felt so hard to ignore: he and Axel, in the blur of the past few months, had grown used to having each other around, in every single way that counted.